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A cashier sat near the entrance of a bank. Every day people came
in to ask him the time. Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore, so
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Bring Me The Winner
Once, a fellow went into a restaurant and ordered a two-pound lobster.
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A strange call
A Chicago family was having dinner when the phone rung. The maid answered and said, "It sure is!" and hung up. The same thing happened five minutes later." What's going on?" asked the father.
"Some crackpot, " explained the maid, "keeps calling to say, "It's long distance f
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The Best Stimulant
(Originally in English)
A patient said to his doctor, "Doc, please give me something
that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me
in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit."
So the doctor said, "Don't worry, take this, and
after you see the bill, you will have all th
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 a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?"
  asked the friend. The woman replied, "A billionaire."
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I Love You, Too
Boyfriend: I'm not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible like Harry,but I love you, dear.
Girlfriend: I love you, too. But tell me more about Harry.
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  A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"
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An Advertisement for Modern Bicycle
Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost £50, so he went to the shop to have a look.
After examining the bicycle carefully, Tom turned to the shopkeeper and said, "There isn't a lamp on this bicycle, but there was one on the bicy
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Friend for Dinner
"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a fri
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Be Much Worse
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
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The Lost Purse
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied,
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Two Brothers
Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother.
    "You ask her," said Paul, age ten. "No," said Roy, age nine, "You ask her, you have known her longer than I have."
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"Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?"
" Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all."
"Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."
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Good Calculation   
"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."   "Twenty dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged on ly four dollars for such work!" "Yes." replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the offic
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As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."
His wife looked at h
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